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JEBUS MAXIMUS - ALL JAZZ MUSICIANS GO-TO HELL LWR-055 Digital Album Available here. |
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| The last time Jebus Maximus appeared on Little Whore Records was all the way back in 2015, when they dropped in for the label’s cult-favorite compilation '30 Bands You Never Heard Of...'. Their contribution, the now-legendary track 'Satan Approves of Funk', stood out as a bizarre, genre-bending oddity that hinted at the madness to come. Fans have been waiting nearly a decade for the next chapter, and now, Jebus Maximus returns with something far more unhinged: a full-length record titled 'All Jazz Musicians Go to Hell'. This isn’t just another album, it’s twelve blistering tracks of pure chaos, a Frankenstein fusion of jazz’s wild improvisation and the crushing brutality of death metal. Imagine a head-on collision between a smoky basement jazz band and the guttural rage of prolific death metal frontman Jed Terrible, and you’ll begin to understand what’s waiting for you. It’s a sound that shouldn’t exist, but somehow does: screeching saxophones locked in battle with double-kick drum blast beats, upright bass lines grooving beneath walls of distorted guitars, and deranged solos that sound like they were written in a fever dream. Listening to 'All Jazz Musicians Go to Hell' is like stepping into the house band of the underworld itself. It’s an infernal jam session where the rules are rewritten in fire, and every note feels like both a punch to the gut and a wink from the abyss. Nowhere else will you find jazz chords pushed through a death metal grinder, nor vocals that roar and snarl their way across bebop-inspired time signatures. It’s dangerous, it’s unholy, and it’s entirely unforgettable. |
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